THE TSA - We can't make your flight any safer But we can make it more surreal.
PELOSI'S PRIVATE JET - stocked w/only the best: Makerâ€™s Mark, Courvoisier, Johnny Walker Red, Grey Goose,E&J brandy, Baileyâ€™s Irish CrÃ¨me, Bacardi, Jim Beam, Beefeater gin, Dewars, Bombay Sapphire, Jack Daniels.. & Corona ($100K)
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON MY WAY HOME- TRUE STORY -
DONALD TRUMP - Claims Obama has spent millions hiding his birth certificate and other records from the public. That's almost as much as the Donald has spent hiding his hairline from America!
It Ain't Racism If... -